Do you agree with these or do you think it's rubbish.?

Women%26#039;s English and Men%26#039;s English











Woman%26#039;s English





Yes = No


No = Yes


Maybe = No


I%26#039;m sorry = You%26#039;ll be sorry


We need = I want


It%26#039;s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now


Do what you want = You%26#039;ll pay for this later


We need to talk = I need to complain


Sure go ahead = I don%26#039;t want you to


I%26#039;m not upset = Of course I%26#039;m upset, you moron!


You%26#039;re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot


Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs


This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house


I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper


I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep


Do you love me? = I%26#039;m going to ask for something expensive


How much do you love me? = I did something today you%26#039;re going to hate


I%26#039;ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV


You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me


Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you%26#039;re dead]





Men%26#039;s English





I%26#039;m hungry = I%26#039;m hungry


I%26#039;m sleepy = I%26#039;m sleepy


I%26#039;m tired = I%26#039;m tired


Do you want to go to a movie? = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you


Can I take you out to dinner? = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you


Can I call you sometime? = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you


May I have this dance? = I%26#039;d eventually like to have sex with you


Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!


You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you


What%26#039;s wrong? = What stupid self-inflicted psychological trauma is it now?


What%26#039;s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question


I%26#039;m bored = Do you want to have sex?


I love you = Let%26#039;s have sex now!


I love you, too = Okay, I said it, Now can we have sex


Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before


Let%26#039;s talk = I%26#039;ll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy then maybe,


sex?


Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with


others


I don%26#039;t think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I%26#039;m gay

Do you agree with these or do you think it%26#039;s rubbish.?
I agree you%26#039;re observation skill are amazing you can make right about anything funny and when I showed my friends you%26#039;re jokes they all cracked up I told my friend not to drink anything but he just didn%26#039;t listen
Reply:haha thats hilarious!
Reply:yeah, that%26#039;s pretty much it. *shrug
Reply:The women%26#039;s one is hilarious and so accurate its uncanny. The Men%26#039;s one you just missed out





Silence = We are perfectly happy, please leave us alone. You see most women when they want to know what a man%26#039;s thinking don%26#039;t realise we are thinking absolutely nothing, we are just being. That%26#039; why men can go fishing alone in the rain for seven hours and women can%26#039;t be in the house for 30 seconds without ringing some poor soul up and telling them what they think.





Now you see meagin we should be as mature as Angel.
Reply:Yeah have no fear Fizz dude ya gay boy, customer service will soon be giving you the boot
Reply:The man%26#039;s part YES lol
Reply:Hahahaha its so true!
Reply:HA! that%26#039;s funny! :)
Reply:It%26#039;s only true for young and immature people. If you have been married or with someone for long enough you learn to say what you mean and not give a crap. Also grown women %26amp; men who know what they want don%26#039;t play games and say what they mean. Why beat around the bush %26amp; end up with something/someone you don%26#039;t want?n BUT it is funny!
Reply:Hahahaa I agree completely
Reply:I thinks it%26#039;ll all so stupid and stupid of you to ask.



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