Translating Mens English?

I’m hungry = I’m hungry





I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy





I’m tired = I’m tired





Nice dress = Nice cleavage!





I love you = Let’s have sex now





I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?





What’s wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question





I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we’d better have sex now!





May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you





Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you





Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you





Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you





Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys





You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes





Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me





I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay

Translating Mens English?
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great 10/10!!! I%26#039;m wondering why is there 4 stars with 2 answerers???.....
Reply:LOL clever and true....sometimes
Reply:Hahaha! Great Joke! LOL.





Thanks for the laughs!
Reply:i knew you were gay all along
Reply:LOL. you know I always thought that men speak in double meaning. That was really very very funny. Thank you for the laugh.
Reply:Finally, some one worked out the truth





I was starting to think no one would



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