Man's english compared to a woman's english?

MANS ENGLISH





1. I am hungry = I am hungry





2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy





3. I am tired = I am tired





4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!





5. I love you = Let%26#039;s have sex now





6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?





7. What%26#039;s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question





8. May I have this dance? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you





9. Can I call you sometime? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you





10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you





11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I%26#039;d like to have sex with you





12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to





13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins.





14. Let%26#039;s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I%26#039;d like to have sex with you.





15. I don%26#039;t think those shoes go with that outfit = I%26#039;m gay








Hmm...I wonder if this will sound familiar to any of the women (and men) out there!!





Do ya%26#039;ll agree or disagree with the following deciphering of a womans brain.....?????








WOMANS ENGLISH








1. Yes = No





2. No = Yes





3. Maybe = No





4. We need = I want..





5. I am sorry = you%26#039;ll be sorry





6. We need to talk = I need to complain





7. Sure, go ahead = I don%26#039;t want you to





8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later





9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!





10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you%26#039;re dead





11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me





12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs





13. You%26#039;re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot





14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive





15. It%26#039;s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now





16. You%26#039;re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?





17. I%26#039;ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV





18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you%26#039;re really not going to like

Man%26#039;s english compared to a woman%26#039;s english?
Let%26#039;s talk..... lol
Reply:i dont disagree on most of them...actually i was surprised by sum of them cuz it was so totally true.



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